February 2015 - I Cant Poop

Give them a try….I sprinkle them on a salad.

Plus a better snack than a chocolate bar.

</p></div><footer class="entry-footer"></footer></article><article id="post-256" class="post-256 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-uncategorized"><header class="entry-header"><h2 class="entry-title"><a href="https://www.icantpoop.com/2015/02/14/happy-valentine-day/" rel="bookmark">Happy Valentine Day</a></h2><div class="entry-meta"> <span class="byline"> Posted by <span class="author vcard"><a class="url fn n" href="https://www.icantpoop.com/author/admin/">Greg</a></span></span><span class="posted-on"> on <a href="https://www.icantpoop.com/2015/02/14/happy-valentine-day/" rel="bookmark"><time class="entry-date published updated" datetime="2015-02-14T15:40:24+06:00">February 14, 2015</time></a></span></div></header><div class="entry-content"><p>Yes it’s here…flowers purchased? Well let the best become… o almost forgot, you can buy poop covered in chocolate for your loved one…seriously. 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